The Holy Bedroom of the 3 Course meAl.
Meat: High God Nick burns.
PasTa: Not Quite as High God Maximilian Krupa.
PotaToES: High God James Stanley.
Fruit: APPly Now!
VegeTables: APPly Now!
Rice: APPly Now!
BreaKfasts: APPly Now!
Lunch: APPly Now!
DESSeRts: APPly Now!
The HolY WebSitEs:
http://theholybedroomofthe3coursemeal.blogspot.com
The DELICIOUS COMMANDMENTS:
- Thou shalt not eat at 3:27 and 26 seconds in the afternoon (GMT).
- Thou not say the name of your meal in vain.
- thou Shalt not overcook thine foOD.
- THOU shalt not eat dog food on a Friday.
- thou ShalT honour thine Steak and ThINE Pudding (Not to Mention THINE Steak PuddiNG)
- ThoU Shalt EnTeR Thine supermarket With HonOUR.
- Thou Shalt Not MurDER A chef.
- Thou ShalT Only Eat on Days EndiNG in Y.
- Thou Shalt Give a Tenth-share of Thine meal to Thy mouth.
- A Potato for a potato, a steak for a steak.
Any who Break These CoMMAndments will receive TheiR Just Desserts.
The PastA of HealINg
Will Heal All ails
INGREDIENTS
- 1 small yellow onion, diced
- 1 tablespoon olive oil
- 5 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 (16 ounce) can organic Italian diced tomatoes
- 1 (6.5 ounce) can tomato sauce
- 1 tablespoon capers, chopped
- 15 kalamata olives, pitted and sliced
- 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
- salt and pepper to taste
- crushed red pepper to taste (optional)
- crumbled Feta or grated Parmesan Cheese
DIRECTIONS
- In a skillet, cook onion in olive oil over medium high heat until tender and translucent. Stir in garlic, and cook for 1 minute. Add tomatoes, tomato sauce, capers, olives, vinegar, salt, pepper, and crushed red pepper (if using).
- Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for a minimum of 30 minutes, or up to 2 hours, time permitting. Serve over pasta, fish, or chicken, and top with crumbled feta or grated Parmesan cheese.
The ChiCkeN OF LovE
Will GeT You Laid.
INGREDIENTS
- 1 (3 pound) whole chicken, rinsed
- salt and pepper to taste
- 1 small onion, quartered
- 1/4 cup chopped fresh rosemary
DIRECTIONS
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
- Season chicken with salt and pepper to taste. Stuff with the onion and rosemary. Place chicken in a 9x13 inch baking dish or roasting dish.
- Roast in the preheated oven for 2 to 2 1/2 hours, or until chicken is cooked through and juices run clear. Cooking time will vary a bit depending on the size of the bird.
The ChiPS of WealTh
Will Make you rich (If You Open a Chip Shop)
INGREDIENTS
- 1/3 cup white sugar
- 2 cups warm water
- 2 large russet potatoes - peeled, and sliced into 1/4 inch strips
- 6 cups vegetable oil for frying
- salt to taste
DIRECTIONS
- In a medium bowl, dissolve the sugar in warm water. Soak potatoes in water mixture for 15 minutes. Remove from water, and dry thoroughly on paper towels.
- Heat oil in deep-fryer to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Add potatoes, and cook until golden, 5 to 6 minutes. drain on paper towels. Season with salt to taste.
On These Dishes Hang All The CookBooks and The dishes.
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